I'm
Sarunas Narijauskas

it's me

💡 SOLVING PROBLEMS WITH LIGHTNING SPEED 💡
(Except Coding, Duh!)

Got a problem?

Fear not, because I'm the problem-solving beast!

Whether it's untangling the mysteries of SEO or conjuring up mind-blowing marketing strategies, I've got you covered. 

Just don't ask me to code your next app—I'm no tech wizard. But hey, I'll whip up solutions faster than a caffeinated squirrel on a mission!

Oh, and did I mention I'm the proud founder of the biggest crypto Facebook group in Lithuania? We're a community of over 32,000 members, sharing knowledge.
caffeinated squirrel

❤️ I WANT TO JOIN YOUR CRYPTO COMPANY. ❤️
(Remote)

So, here we are, my friends!

Sarunas Narijauskas, crypto virtuoso, ready to conquer the industry with wit and wisdom.

I'm on a mission to add value, laughter, and a sprinkle of mischief to the company that snags me.

If you're looking for a good time, combined with top-notch skills and a passion for all things crypto, you've found your match.

Let's team up and make waves in the world of digital finance. Trust me, it'll be one heck of a ride!

👍  DON'T JUST TAKE MY WORD FOR IT! 👍

Frank - SAAS Founder.

Sarunas, our SEO wizard, worked his magic on our SAAS company's website. We're ranking higher than ever! But... thanks to him, our servers are feeling like they're carrying the weight of the entire internet!  💻
real-estate

Aaron - Realtor.

Sarunas, the maestro of cold emails, lent his talents to help me reach out to potential clients. And boy, did he deliver! Now my inbox is overflowing with responses... but also with requests to 'unsubscribe' and 'please remove me from your mailing list.' Thanks for making me feel like an unwanted guest at a party, Sarunas!  📧
FIX

Kyle - Contractor.

Thanks to Sarunas, my NFT tool collection was born. Little did I know, those digital images would hammer down my wallet, leaving me crying over a few thousand dollars! Guess I'll stick to the real deal next time!  🛠️

Evan - Politician.

I can't walk down the street without being chased by a mob of passionate citizens, demanding autographs, selfies, and even hair samples! Sarunas, the mastermind behind my marketing campaign, helped me clinch the mayor's seat. 🪑

CONTACT ME

Sarunas@MegaImportantStuff.com

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